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Favre Gives Up Poaching

For the past few weeks I have been swiping pretty much every game posted in chat, including private ones created specifically to avoid me. My thought process at the time was that to kill Notorious, I had to learn to think like Notorious, but it turns out I am so much better than him that I all need to do is keep swiping his games for another month or two, and he'll surely be broke.

So that's what I'm going to do. Sorry for the disturbance.

BF444 aka The Million Dollar Man

Boom:

DS Chat Pet Peave #1 of NNN: Oloughm

The guy spends every Thursday morning incessantly bitching about whichever one of his shitty players is causing him to be in last place of the $2 PGA GPP. Now don't get me wrong, people should be free to chat about whatever they want within the rules, but an onslaught of garbage like that ruins the experience for the 99.7% of users who are just reading chat for the latest gossip on brettfavre444.

Dial it back a notch or ten, Oloughm.

Let's Clear Something Up

I do not work for Draft Street; Draft Street works for me. It would be beyond stupid for DS to create their own super users. See: Ultimate Bet. Even having real players as dominant as me is probably bad for business long term as it may discourage people from continuing to play.

There's no conspiracy. You just suck. Step your game up or step aside.

Condia Afraid Of Favre?

Favre posted a batch of high stakes games as soon as the DS NFL games became available. Condia followed suit a few hours later, but did not pick up any of Favre's games. You be the judge.

Advice To Future Favres

Dear future DF all time greats,

Most of the people you take money from on a daily basis aren't going to like you. Shocking, right? But it's true. They'll mock you on the days when your optimal lineups don't play up to expectation, call you a cocks*ucker when they do, and will try to diminish your accomplishments by pointing out that the correlation between the leader boards and net profit isn't necessarily strong.

The only thing you can do is continue being dominant and occasionally blow up at them in chat so that they know you take the internet seriously too.

Best of luck,

The original G.O.A.T.

Half A Gangster

I don't check results below $215 buy ins, so I'm not positive how my war on Notorious has been going, but seeing as how I've been beating everyone else and the dude has resorted to trying to get games filled at 2:30 AM, things must be going well.

Leave DS now, while you still have some money, and never come back, Notorious.

Draft Street Chat Fun Fact

I have been called a cocks*cker 122 times in the 3 months that I have been scraping DS chat in order to check and see what people are saying about me. It ain't easy being brettfavre444.

You Are All Witnesses

One day you'll tell your grandchildren about the time you played brettfavre444 in daily fantasy. Take a second and cherish the moment while it's here.

Giving DS PGA Back To The People

After going something like 223-6 over the last two weeks I've decided that it is time to give some other people a chance to win, so I'm only going to clog the lobby from $22 buy ins on up this week. Go get that easy PGA money!

I'm Going To Bust Notorious

I'm sick of him and his teammates hogging all of the low stakes MLB action at Draft Street so I'm going to eat up all of their games and bust them one by one. This will cost me money in the short run as they are better than other people I could be playing at those stakes, but I figure in the end the goodwill it will earn me is worth more than the short term decrease in earnings. No need to thank me.

Pro Tip

Make sure you can build a good team with the given salaries before you sign up for thousands of dollars worth of leagues. My 1:05 MLB team today at Draft Street is HORRIFIC by Favreian standards, and if I were playing somebody good I'd have to pay for it. Fortunately I am not.