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You can learn a lot about other players by observing who plays in playoff leagues and who doesn't. It's very unlikely that you'll have a big edge in games with such limited player pools. The people joining MLB leagues today are sick degenerates.

Welcome To DS HIPNHENNY

After hundreds of blog posts and millions of page views I finally have my first recruit. You're going to do great HIPNHENNY. Feel free to email me if you have any questions or need some pointers.

Let's Get This Jason Witten

I need only 4.28 points out of Jason Witten tonight to flip a handful of match-ups from black to green and complete a truly epic week. Regardless, after 3 weeks of mediocrity in NFL, it appears as though brettfavre444 has solved yet another daily fantasy sport.

Be afraid NFL "experts".

The Sweat Within The Sweat

I love early session DF baseball. Not only do you get to watch the scoreboards all day long, but you also get a nice adrenaline rush as the evening lineups come out and you check to see if the guys you put on your team in the AM are actually playing in the PM.

Plenty of 420s still available at DS this morning, come at me bros.

The Price Of Fame

As my legend grows so too does this blog and lately the comments have become overrun with spam. Crushing 4 daily fantasy sports at the same time and life in general takes up most of my time, and I'm not going to spend my free moments doing tedious bullshit, so I'm turning the comment moderation of this site over to my marketing team.

They've been instructed to approve ALL comments, including hateful ones, that aren't spam so you won't be censored. There's just going to be a slight delay between when you submit your comment and when it gets posted. Sorry it had to be this way.

Favre Dives Into Football, Gets Crushed

Over the first 3 weeks of football I have entered hundreds of leagues and probably only cashed in a dozen of them. Considering my track record in DFS the most likely explanation is variance, but there is a non zero chance that we've finally found a sport that Brett isn't the best at. I could cut my losses and stop now, but that's not behavior becoming of a gunslinger. Time to double down, folks.

P.S. Security cameras at The Wynn corroborated the story aka the truth that I told hotel security & the Las Vegas police department and all charges against me have been dropped. Go fuck yourselves LVPD.

Favre Goes To Vegas, Gets Arrested

I can't go into details right now because of the impending legal battle, but this is why I haven't been active in DFS for the last week or so. I was hoping to be in Nevada through Week 1 of NFL but decided to skip town due to the nature of the charges. I'm posting this using In Flight WIFI and have my laptop plugged in underneath my seat in 1st class so should at least be able to set my NFL lineups for leagues beginning tonight.

Fuck.