Introducing: The Favre Game Of The Week

The major announcements just keep on coming folks. What an exciting time to be a fan of brettfavre444.

Starting now I will be posting one private NFL league, ID: favre, password: dickpix, per week. The person who accepts this game will receive a shout out on the blog and constructive criticism of the lineup they lost to me with the following Tuesday. Buy in amounts will vary from week to week in order to give ballers and bottom feeders an equal chance to share the spotlight.

Draft Street's New Multi-Matchup Blocker

If you enable this feature you are a coward. That is all.

Announcing: A Month In The Life Of Favre

During the month of November I will be doing a blogumentary of my daily fantasy exploits. I'm not quite sure what it will entail yet. I considered hiring a camera crew to follow me around but only Tuttle would be interested in watching me sit around in my underwear all day, so it will probably just be a daily post detailing my results and general thoughts on the previous day.

And oh ya, if the Detroit Tigers don't win the World Series I'll probably have to withdraw most of my daily fantasy bankroll to pay off some very tough bookmakers, so there is only about a 65% chance of this actually happening.

2,000,000 Credits Poorly Spent

I just bought 23 $109 vouchers from the DS store, and I'm going to use them all on my worst sport, CFB, so that on the 3% chance that I have a good week I can play in even more NFL leagues on Sunday. Grab these $109 games before Max does.

Seek Help

You can learn a lot about other players by observing who plays in playoff leagues and who doesn't. It's very unlikely that you'll have a big edge in games with such limited player pools. The people joining MLB leagues today are sick degenerates.

Welcome To DS HIPNHENNY

After hundreds of blog posts and millions of page views I finally have my first recruit. You're going to do great HIPNHENNY. Feel free to email me if you have any questions or need some pointers.

Let's Get This Jason Witten

I need only 4.28 points out of Jason Witten tonight to flip a handful of match-ups from black to green and complete a truly epic week. Regardless, after 3 weeks of mediocrity in NFL, it appears as though brettfavre444 has solved yet another daily fantasy sport.

Be afraid NFL "experts".