Over the first 3 weeks of football I have entered hundreds of leagues and probably only cashed in a dozen of them. Considering my track record in DFS the most likely explanation is variance, but there is a non zero chance that we've finally found a sport that Brett isn't the best at. I could cut my losses and stop now, but that's not behavior becoming of a gunslinger. Time to double down, folks.
P.S. Security cameras at The Wynn corroborated the story aka the truth that I told hotel security & the Las Vegas police department and all charges against me have been dropped. Go fuck yourselves LVPD.